Dreams

Weird Dream of 2009:

Hungarians invade Tucson and try and take Deputy County Attorneys Hostage. A large contingent of Hungarians arrived in downtown Tucson, determined to take hostage as many DCAs as possible. DCAs exited the Legal Services Building in droves, except for Bunkye and Nicol, who magically had a female child who was staying at the building- she was a teenager and there was magically a private school on the grounds, along with lots of grass and gardens (so while everyone was running out they were running in). A number of us fled to a high rise office building (which we all know doesn't exist in downtown Tucson) and proceeded to hide in an office, where we put on Arizona Diamondback jerseys and began ironing on new numbers to the front. Schmidty was there and was actively involved in ironing on a new number 3 onto the front of his jersey. We were hiding next to another office that people would not turn lights out in, so we fled that office for the stairwell. While in the stairwell, JC stopped us and told us that his dentist was Hungarian, and if one of us would step outside and give ourself up, the dentist would proclaim us a hero.

Seriously, how the hell is anyone supposed to interpret that?